INCREDIBLE INDIA. . .

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We live in a nation where,

  • Rice is Rs.40/- per kg and SIM Card is free.
  • Pizza reaches home faster than Ambulance and Police.
  • Car loan @ 5% but education loan @ 12%.
  • Students with 35% get in elite institutions thru quota system and those with 90% get out because of merit.
  • Where a millionaire can buy a cricket team instead of donating the money to any charity. 2 IPL teams are auctioned at 3300 Crores and we are still a poor country where people starve for 2 square meals per day.
  • Where the footwear, we wear, are sold in AC showrooms, but vegetables, that we eat, are sold on the footpath.
  • Where everybody wants to be famous but nobody wants to follow the path to be famous.
  • Assembly complex buildings are getting ready within one year while public transport bridges alone take several years to be completed.
  • Where we make lemon juices with artificial flavours and dish wash liquids with real lemon.

Think about it!

 

What happens when one illegally enters other country?

If you cross the North Korean border illegally, you get 12 years hard labour in an isolated prison.

If you cross the Iranian border illegally, you get detained indefinitely.

If you cross the Afghan border illegally, you get shot.

If you cross the Saudi Arabian border illegally, you get jailed.

If you cross the Chinese border illegally, you get kidnapped and may be never heard of again.

If you cross the Venezuelan border illegally, you get branded as a spy and your fate sealed.

If you cross the Cuban border illegally, you get thrown into a political prison to rot.

If you cross the British border illegally, you get arrested, prosecuted, sent to prison and be deported after serving your sentence.

But story is not the same when it comes to India.

If you were to cross the Indian border illegally, you get:

 1.     A ration card

 2.     A passport (even more than one – if you please!)

 3.     A driver’s license

 4.     A voter identity card

 5.     Credit cards

 6.     A Haj subsidy

 7.     Job reservation

 8.     Special privileges for minorities

 9.     Government housing on subsidized rent

 10.   Loan to buy a house

11.    Free education

12.    Free health care

13.    A lobbyist in New Delhi with a bunch of media morons and a bigger bunch of human rights activists promoting your cause

14.    The right to talk about secularism, which you have not heard about in your own country!

15.    And of course voting rights to elect corrupt politicians who will promote your community for their selfish interest in securing your votes and right to fight election for MLA or MP.

Hats-off to the corrupt and communal Indian politicians.

Hats-off to the inefficient and corrupt Indian police force.

Hats-off to the silly pseudo-secularists in India , who promote traitors staying here.

Hats-off to the amazingly lenient Indian courts and legal system.  That’s why people like Afzal Guru are still alive, same will happen with Kasab.

WE self-centered Indian citizens, who are not bothered about the danger that our country is facing. The illogically brainless human-rights activists, who think that terrorists deserve to be dealt with by archaic laws meant for an era, when human beings were human beings.

 

Courtesy: A forwarded message to my email ID.

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